Everybody loves a good twit every now and then

Ok, ok, highly inappropriate title, but you know you clicked on it because you wanted to see what it was about. Do I know my readers or do I know my readers? ;)   I know I've been slacking in the blogging department, but I've been feeling just so uninspired lately. Sadface.   But I was wracking my brain for some comedic fodder for my fabulous readers when I thought about how much a dirty sailor I sound like.   After I saw this.       Cue swearing. Yes that's my brand new laptop with LCD screen damage. No, I did not purchase the 2 year warranty plan when promopted at the time of purchase. Yes I've looked up repair costs online only to be met with "You might as well just get a new laptop, it's about the same amount of $$". Yes, I cried.     Anywho, I'm now $160 in the hole thanks to buying a late warranty with accidental damage coverage. Do you think they realized I'd have to send it in so soon?;)      And luckily for you, it also led to a new post!   Introducing: My bad-word dictionary. a collection of my favorite words to use when you just can't think of anything else to say   ::warning-if you are easily offended, this post is not for you!::  

Twatwaffle: Proud to say I learned this from my 7th grade nephew who heard it at school and wanted to know what it meant. Kids these days!

 

Twit: A little more on the mild side, but greatly underused in my humble opinion.

 

FRO: Stands for "F* Right Off". Good in situations where swearing isn't an option.

 

Dick: As in; Stop acting like one, You're being one right now, or Whatta dick. All acceptable. One of my alltime favorite insults.

 

Asshat: This one packs a bit of a punch in an unexpected kind of a way. Generally good as an element of surprise.

 

Douche Canoe: Best as a last resort, however highly entertaining to see people's reactions when they here this one. Try it out, you'll love it. I promise.

 

 

 

Enjoy.