Tuesday, July 31, 2012
No good, very bad day.
Monday, July 30, 2012
Sacred Heart
My hair from the back:) |
Kelsey's hair, a fishtail side bun a la pintest! |
Arianna's hair featuring the ever popular braid! |
I wore a new dress I picked up from Forever 21 clearance. It was the perfect amount of dressy and fun and I got to wear red lipstick. It get's an A in my book.
Classy mirror pictures. Oh the things I do for you guys;) |
Thursday, July 26, 2012
Eff. Marry. Kill. Take 5
Wednesday, July 25, 2012
Just in time for the rest of summer to flash before my eyes
He caught a fish:)
Waffle breakfast on the beach while enjoying the views.
We got to see the DNR tag a baby loon. Now we can track its' migration progress online all winter!
I enjoyed snoopy pancakes for breakfast. If this pancake maker ever dies, I will cry. I've been having snoopy pancakes for over 15 years!
Wednesday, July 18, 2012
Friends with an Ex?: As told by Alana @ Life and Times
Welcome to my first guest poster while I'm in 2 weeks of heaven!
I'm missing you guys like crazy already but I've lined up a few people to take good care of you while I'm away:)
Alana is pretty much the tits and was one of my first blogger friends.
She's got one of the kindest hearts I've ever come across (She takes in foster kids! A lady after my own heart!). Not to mention that she has a kick-ass post that runs on Thursdays called Awkward & Awesome. You guys definitely need to check it out:)
So let's chat being friends with an ex, shall we?
Make sure you go and show her some love!!
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Hey y'all! I'm Alana from Life & Times of the Intelligent Blonde.
I'm missing you guys like crazy already but I've lined up a few people to take good care of you while I'm away:)
Alana is pretty much the tits and was one of my first blogger friends.
She's got one of the kindest hearts I've ever come across (She takes in foster kids! A lady after my own heart!). Not to mention that she has a kick-ass post that runs on Thursdays called Awkward & Awesome. You guys definitely need to check it out:)
So let's chat being friends with an ex, shall we?
Make sure you go and show her some love!!
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Hey y'all! I'm Alana from Life & Times of the Intelligent Blonde.
Tuesday, July 17, 2012
The Dangers of Facebook :As Told by The Graceless Lady
Because she's a doll (and one of the most hilarious blogging ladies I know) Alissa, has agreed to guest post for me while I'm away on vacation.
Here are her thoughts on Facebook.
Photo Cred. |
Can anyone remember what the world was like before Facebook? Even Myspace?
It's amazing what you can find out about a person by just being friends with them on Facebook. Whether it's a friend or a love interest, FB has really stepped up the stalking game when it comes to getting to know someone.
How many people are still friends with their ex-boyfriend or ex-girlfriend for stalking purposes only? I'm not, FYI. Instead of mourning a break up in private, with the help and support from your closest friends, you now have people "liking" that you went from "in a relationship" to "single" ...is it even okay to like that? My guess is most people that do a Facebook aka public break up, want the attention for it. Which is a whole different issue in my book.
Having a few drinks and playing therapist is my new hobby. Photo Cred. |
Some people use Facebook messages to communicate instead of emails. Say you're talking to someone privately, haven't heard back from them but see that they updated their status. Is it time to freak out? Do you count the minutes before they send you a response, and if they don't, how are you supposed to move forward with the pseudo relationship?
Who hasn't sat in front of their cell phone, willing it to do SOMETHING. Incoming text/email/phone call/FB message/tweet. A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G. It turns your brain to mush. Sane people are calling their cell phones from their landlines to ensure that their phone is still working. I've done it.
Don't judge. We've all been there. Photo Cred. |
And when your phone does go off, and it's just one of your friends saying they can't find anything good to watch on TV, how freakin pissed are you? Livid, I bet. Nothing is worse than seeing someone update their status "via mobile" when they haven't answered your text message in hours.
The two worst parts about meeting someone new: waiting to hear from them and not knowing what they're thinking. Facebook makes that 100 times worse.
He put up a depressing status ...I wonder what that means.
He just checked in at a bar... probably getting drunk and flirting with other women.
Some girl commented on his status ...they are probably hooking up.
He was tagged in a photo with another girl... they are probably dating.
But the girl in the picture is different from the one that commented on his status...
Is he seeing multiple girls?
Is he seeing multiple girls?
Am I just another one of those girls?
See what I mean? Downward. Spiral.
A quote from He's Just Not That Into You (great movie, even better book) says it all:
"Things have changed. People don't meet each other organically anymore. If I want to seem attractive to the opposite sex, I wouldn't go get a new haircut, I'd update my profile, it's just the way it is."
Personally, I hate the way it is.What about you?
Friday, July 13, 2012
Today I am a Graceless Lady
Thursday, July 12, 2012
It's Ok Thursday
Tuesday, July 10, 2012
Friends from the start, Sisters at heart: As told by Janna @ Perception is Everything
Well, hello there my dears!
I am super happy that Mal asked me over for a visit, today.
Isn't she just PRESH?
As I was thinking about what to talk about today, I remembered something
major that we have in common.....
major that we have in common.....
We are both proud SORORITY girls!
Now my sorority days ended several years ago and we were in different sororities,
but I still know what she is going through right now.
I know that she is:
A) So stoked to have graduated...
and
B) Feeling bittersweet about leaving her sorority.
{Obviously more bitter than sweet}
In her honor, I will share some of MY sorority memories.
Sisterhood: DPhiE
Sisterhood: DPhiE
Philanthropy...
And of course, Socializing!
I happened to be Social Chair, so planning the fun stuff was my job ;)
I will NEVER forget any of these amazing memories, and neither will you, girl.
We may not be in the same sorority, but sisterhood transcends.
As a matter of fact...can we start a blog sorority?
ONE BIG one, and then we can ALL be sisters.
A girl can dream, right?
Hope you are having a FABULOUS vacation, Mal!
Monday, July 9, 2012
Ch-ch-check it out
That's her on the right!
Friday, July 6, 2012
World's Longest Post
I hope everyone is recovering nicely from all of the festivities of yesterday if you participated. If not, I'm begrudging you your hangover-free morning;)
But back to business before I leave for vacation tomorrow:
I got my hair cut last Friday and am In. Love. with my adorable new hair stylist! I've finaly found a place near home where I can get a nice cut and color and that makes this girl happy:) I forsee us being BFFL's.
She was so sweet, she was begging to curl and play with my hair. Of course I let her, that's like ultimate pampering!!
And a little graduation party recap:
It was 5370854 degrees but a fabulous success:)
These were the drink signs to go in front of the party punches.
My cousin Leesa put a lot of extra effort into making the party special for me and I love her for it:)
The little Illini "I" in each name was an adorable touch she came up with!
And now for my cake,
you guys are going to be so jealous......
I mentioned that I didn't want a cake "like everyone elses" a.k.a.- orange and blue sheet cake with "Congrats Mallory!" on it.
This is the masterpiece that came out:)
Love Love Love!
I'll have the people pictures when I come back from vacation so you'll just have to wait until then :)
Aaaaand for my 2 Truths and A Lie answers....
I have definitley been pulled over without any pants on.
I was running late to get to tumbling practice on time and thought I was being smart by taking the back roads and changin while driving.
Who does that?!
This girl.
And I was totally pulled over for speeding with my shorts around my ankles. It was a total scramble to get them up before the cop got to my window! And too bad he wasn't cute :( And i got my first ticket.
Terrible ending for sure.
Except that I wasn't taken to jail for indecent exposure. So that's a win in my book.
I have felt a fake boob.
I actually have a friend who only has ONE fake boob. You know how almost every girl's boobs are two different sizes? Her's had three sizes difference. One was an A cup and one was a D! So clearly, she got an implant to make the A cup into a D :)
She told me her "secret" by letting me feel to see the difference.
She told me her "secret" by letting me feel to see the difference.
It's like a fun party trick when I can say I've felt one before. Great pick up line, ladies.
Just kidding! Do not ever go out with someone you picked up by telling them you've felt a fake boob!!
just a little life lesson for you;)
I have never been walked in on while in a compromising position.
Knock on wood, this has never happend to me.
Although my mom definitiely came home a little earlier than planned one time and there was a mad scramble to make it look like we were just "hanging out".
I can't believe I just admitted that online.
::insert finger crossing that this never comes back to haunt me::
So there you guys go.
A steamy look into my July 2 Truths & A Lie:)
Tuesday, July 3, 2012
It's that time again....
For the steamy month of July, I have tried to think of some of my most outrageous things yet. Hopefully you guys are a little more confused than last month when you all found me out;)
So here goes.....
1. I have been pulled over by the police while I had no pants on.
2. I have felt a fake boob before.
3. I have been "walked in on" while in a ahem. compromising position. ahem.
Nothing like getting honest with all my bitties;)
And I'm going to keep you all in suspense because I wont be back to tell you my answers until Thursday!
I know, I know. And I'm going to keep you all in suspense because I wont be back to tell you my answers until Thursday!
But I pinky promise that there are some gooooood stories to go with these "truths":)
Happy Tuesday (And almost July 4th *a.k.a. most awesome drinking day ever except when someone thinks it's a good idea to set off fireworks while intoxicated* )
Have fun and be SAFE this holiday, my little chickadees:)
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