Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Consequences of a Dirty Trucker Mouth

That one time I accidentally told a guy I would take a shit for him, autocorrect fail edition.
 
I could not make this stuff up!
Let me set it up for you:
 
I was texting my friend Branden (not a crush, thank goodness) about our plans for the night.
I was just about to take an evening exam so I was hurrying trying to get our conversation finished before I had to put my phone away for 3 hours.
 
 I asked if he was going to go out that night.
He said no and asked what I was doing.
 
I told him I had plans with my friend Jen and not to worry I would take a shot for him.
Too bad I have a dirty trucker mouth and it autocorrected to
"I'm going out with Jen , but no worries I'll be sure to take a shit for you;)"
 
Yes, winky face and all.
 
I had no idea I had sent the autocorrected one until Branden texted back saying
"LOL PLEASE GO LOOK AT WHAT YOU TEXTED ME"
 
I just about died on the spot.
Seriously, I was laughing so hard people who were trying to cram were glaring at me.
 
Sorry people, it's not my fault I'm so naturally funny.
;)
 
But it's ok, we're still friends. See:
 
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 Branden's the one on the left! He was a Semi-formal date this winter, and his friend Marc (on the right) was my other date:)
 And we definitely use this as a cautionary tale to spell check before you send things.
All in a day's fun:)
 
And getting into the spirit of things, some of my favorite autocorrects:
 
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 I hope you at least laughed a little!
Happy Tuesday:)
 
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3 comments:

  1. Those autocorrect fails always crack me up! Love em. Whenever I try to text "Jamal's" it always changes it to "jalapeno" I always leave it because i think it's funny.

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  2. haha i love that last one especially! my cousin had sent me one of those that i should have sent to the website but i accidentally deleted it.

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  3. I'm seriously addicted to these autocorrect pics! I used to wake my hubby up when I was laughing at them all night!

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