Consequences of a Dirty Trucker Mouth

That one time I accidentally told a guy I would take a shit for him, autocorrect fail edition.   I could not make this stuff up! Let me set it up for you:   I was texting my friend Branden (not a crush, thank goodness) about our plans for the night. I was just about to take an evening exam so I was hurrying trying to get our conversation finished before I had to put my phone away for 3 hours.    I asked if he was going to go out that night. He said no and asked what I was doing.   I told him I had plans with my friend Jen and not to worry I would take a shot for him. Too bad I have a dirty trucker mouth and it autocorrected to "I'm going out with Jen , but no worries I'll be sure to take a shit for you;)"   Yes, winky face and all.   I had no idea I had sent the autocorrected one until Branden texted back saying "LOL PLEASE GO LOOK AT WHAT YOU TEXTED ME"   I just about died on the spot. Seriously, I was laughing so hard people who were trying to cram were glaring at me.   Sorry people, it's not my fault I'm so naturally funny. ;)   But it's ok, we're still friends. See:  

 Branden's the one on the left! He was a Semi-formal date this winter, and his friend Marc (on the right) was my other date:)

 And we definitely use this as a cautionary tale to spell check before you send things. All in a day's fun:)   And getting into the spirit of things, some of my favorite autocorrects:                      I hope you at least laughed a little! Happy Tuesday:)